"This book is a contemporary classic—a shrewd and spirited guide to protecting ourselves from the jerks, bullies, tyrants, and trolls who seek to demean. We desperately need this antidote to the a-holes in our midst."—Daniel H. Pink, best-selling author of To Sell Is Human and Drive
How to avoid, outwit, and disarm assholes, from the author of the classic The No Asshole Rule
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A small child learns the difference between No No things, such as running away, and Yes Yes things, such as holding an adult's hand.

Cary imagines a special day at the library when she invites only animals and birds to browse.

Mallory enters fourth grade with high hopes for her best year ever, but instead she starts by breaking the teacher's rules and then feels left out when her best friend likes the same boy she does.

When his baby sister Tootie begins displaying vampire characteristics, big brother tries to keep her from sinking her pointy fangs into everything and refuses to believe their mother's claims that Tootie is just going through a biting phase.

Stephanie's experiments with ponytails create havoc at school when everyone begins to copy her hairstyles.

When Liz meets a mischievous young pug named Pugsley while working at her aunt's day care center for dogs, she steps in to train Pugsley so that he can get a good owner.