Liz Danger has come home after fifteen years for her mother's birthday when a cop with a great ass picks her up for speeding, fixes the missing lug nuts in her back wheel, pulls her out of a ditch, doesn't give her a ticket, and helps her avoid her family. The rest of the day goes downhill, starting with her finding out that the only man she's ever loved is getting married to Lavender Blue, the most beautiful woman in southern Ohio. Really, the best...